Jesse James once sought shelter at a lonely farmhouse. The widow there apologized for her poor hospitality. She said she had very little money and despaired of paying the debt collector, who was coming imminently to demand $1,400.

James gave her $1,400 and told her to get a receipt. Then he hid outside and watched the road.

The debt collector arrived, looking grim, and entered the house. A few minutes later he emerged, looking pleased.

James accosted him, took back the $1,400, and rode off.

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did you try scraping the burnt parts off

did you try putting a little bit of sauce on it.

did you try unplugging it and plugging it back in

Have you tried turning it off and then back on

You should try refreshing it

Have you tried taking out the batteries?

Have you tried Ctrl-Alt-Del?

maybe try shaking or hitting it?

Have you tried Alt + f4? 

Have you tried Ctrl + Z?

Have you tried taking it out, blowing on it, then putting it back in?

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